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ps3 Car Wash Go Karts
by DocBrown11- 4 replies
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A fun race. It's a race for up to 10 players. Race Golf Buggies round the car wash. http://socialclub.ro...66E-i_7LnkdWcSA
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Yet another Gta race with clown vans click here for R* page Feedback welcome as ever....
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ps3 Homage to the Bad Boys movie
by DocBrown11- 0 replies
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http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/RgivemS0uE6cdkvWVh8k9w Homage to the end of the movie Bad Boys where anime and Fouche (think that is the correct spelling) race down the airstrip trying to get through a gap for one car. The race recreates that situation. It's a two player race in Comets (the car Mike drove was a Porsche).
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ps3 Kuruma Vs Sultan Stage 3
by Pb76- 0 replies
- 656 views
Rallycross track for up to 8 cars, designed to be ran full contact. R* link All feedback welcome
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ps3 Kuruma Vs Sultan Stage 2
by Pb76- 0 replies
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Roughly 50/50 Tarmac and dirt this time R* link All feedback welcome
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A mainly dirty road race locked to a stock BF Injection. http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/DeaD_GooN/games/gtav/jobs/job/9gPp0sVZa0e6WvZmpkNT5A?platformId=2
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ps3 A Tight Fit
by DocBrown11- 0 replies
- 846 views
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/WPmNSb_-60qGK13fQhRtiw Features some of the tightest holes in Los Santos. Brought to you by the Vanilla Unicorn Lovers of Vehicular Anarchy.
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http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/z4exKGES8Eq0zklPuIRLyQ PLAYERS 1 to 16 GAME MODE Land Race ROUTE TYPE Laps ROUTE LENGTH 3.79 miles VEHICLE CLASSES Motorcycles, Muscle, Off-Road, Sedans, Sports, SUVs, Utility RATING DESCRIPTION Off Roading in the city LOCATION Cypress Flats, La Mesa, Rancho, Murrieta Heights, Tataviam Mountains, Palomino Highlands
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ps4 Motion Sickness
by Squirrel- 1 follower
- 10 replies
- 956 views
Just realised I've not created a thread for this stomach churning race. Warning! Avoid eating or drinking an hour before undertaking this activity. Management do not take responsibility for vomit soaked controllers http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/hPDfAjrU8EqDe7aQiiRQwA
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ps4 Suck My Schafter
by SeymorScagneti- 8 replies
- 885 views
Suck My Schafter
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ps4 Beachin' Burritos
by SeymorScagneti- 1 follower
- 7 replies
- 723 views
Beachin' Burritos
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ps3 Clown by the bay
by Pb76- 9 replies
- 920 views
clicky clicky Feedback blah blah blah
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ps3 Water Front
by Smurf- 1 follower
- 9 replies
- 781 views
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/smurfu/games/gtav/jobs/job/84p6G9VG1kWnOf1oppyzOA DESCRIPTION The Beach front dream, as we hustle to make money through winning races, lets cruise through Vespochi to remember what its all about.
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ps4 Maibatsu Motors GP
by adsyfindlay- 1 follower
- 12 replies
- 1k views
Maibatsu Motors GP Description: Maibtsu has finally decided to hold a Grand Prix to find the best drivers for thier next sponsorship deal! Moneuvre you way through long straights, hairpins, chicanes and a tight technical section to win your self some cash and that ever elusive deal! Video of track: Rockstar Social Link: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/adsyfindlay/games/gtav/jobs/job/uT_5zqFH6kqxoFpVCRumuw Anyway let me know what you think
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ps4 Pillbox Hill Medical Race
by adsyfindlay- 0 replies
- 2.9k views
Pillbox Hill Medical Race Description: Pillbox Hill Medical Center is in need of customers, customers come from injuries, injuries come from races. So a race track is what they created... So race your heart out... Litterally... Video of track: Rockstar Social Link: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/adsyfindlay/games/gtav/jobs/job/sgVnLNKtlkmzBYbwa3w28w Anyway let me know what you think
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ps4 Modern Art... Fast
by adsyfindlay- 0 replies
- 672 views
Modern Art... Fast Description: A lapped race around the most artistic spot in sandreas... lets hope the smoke and grit don't ruin it. What better way to do it than in the beautiful sports classics! Video of track: Rockstar Social Link: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/adsyfindlay/games/gtav/jobs/job/KVMinemwuk2ankci7klFPg Anyway let me know what you think
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ps4 Fat Bottomed Burritos
by SeymorScagneti- 0 replies
- 522 views
Fat Bottomed Burritos
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ps4 Grapeseed speedway
by adsyfindlay- 2 followers
- 8 replies
- 927 views
Grapeseed Speedway Description: Take in the views of Redneck America in this fast paced tight track. The double looped track allows you to wave at your opponents as you leave them in a trail of grit and dust. Video of track: Rockstar Social Link: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/adsyfindlay/games/gtav/jobs/job/VBy-5FR0jkiRP-0-td4scQ Anyway let me know what you think
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ps3 The Moral Highway
by DocBrown11- 1 follower
- 4 replies
- 647 views
"The Moral Highground". This needs a lot of players really (about seven or more). Its a game of "chicken". If you fall behind do you try to catch up or just be a b*stard and take everyone with you! http://socialclub.ro...mZESQ7cybI7lKqw
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ps3 24h Of East LS
by zmurko- 2 followers
- 1 reply
- 597 views
24H OF EAST LS "Endurance race. Run as a GTA race with no weapons to access the pit lane." http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/zmurko76/games/gtav/jobs/job/32h2De0CE0uTCdGMwUuDVA 3rd in the endurance race series. Few features of the track: - it has a large 2x8 grid to space out cars as much as possible from the start, hopefully minimizing pileups at the start - set to 18 laps by default, which should make it around 48min long race in Muscle cars (which equals 24 ingame hours), feel free to run it at 2 laps when doing a normal (or non-contact) race (fast and consistent driver can probably even make 19 laps in that amount of time, but with a…
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ps3 Rum's valley rally
by rumdig- 1 follower
- 2 replies
- 612 views
Sultan rally race throughout the backwoods. This one is the bees knee's jk http://rsg.ms/TdoVS2
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ps3 Going to North Yankton
by Smurf- 1 follower
- 1 reply
- 554 views
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/smurfu/games/gtav/jobs/job/6VPxsj6XT0q4F5_LSs9tvw DESCRIPTION Rival thugs race to Los Santos International high jack a private jet of 2 tons of Viagra.
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ps3 The Unforgiving
by Smurf- 1 follower
- 1 reply
- 507 views
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/smurfu/games/gtav/jobs/job/N8tPZlYiyke_MX3lqJxwLQ DESCRIPTION Heard there be some aliens up in them hills, ive seen Sasquatch baby mama up there but it could have been the Spit Fire Smurf Juice I was drinking. Anyways lets go partner, i'll race you to the top, hope they dont try to prob me with there alien pen is.
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ps3 Going To Grandma's House
by Smurf- 1 follower
- 1 reply
- 500 views
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/smurfu/games/gtav/jobs/job/N4oFqkYkVUC-xKkD69YNSw DESCRIPTION Awe Yeah! Grandma made those awesome brownies that we love so much, its hot and ready out the oven, lets race there with our big wheeled beasts, last one there gotta eat these macadamia's.
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ps3 Keep Rolling
by Smurf- 1 follower
- 1 reply
- 534 views
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/smurfu/games/gtav/jobs/job/X2AY6ItqjkyPkSexqzkBQg DESCRIPTION Tearing it up through rich people neighborhood, I hope they dont call the cops.
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182Rate the Last Film you Watched 2: Electric Boogaloo
Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World (2023) dir Radu Jude From the director of Bad Luck Banging or Loon p*rn, another satire set in Bucharest, Romania. It's of a similar style; no unsimulated s*x in this one, but lots of sexually explicit language. It stars Ilinca Manolache as an overworked film production company PA, Angela. It's shot in a very unique way in 2 main parts. It's quite long, 2 hours 43 mins due to how the first part is presented. It all takes place in one day, starting with Angela getting up very early in the morning and finishing at night. The first part. Angela is auditioning people for health & safety film the company has been commissioned to make by the foreign owners of some Romanian factories. The client wants the film to feature someone who was badly injured telling the viewers how important it is to always wear the proper safety clothing (even though that clearly was not the reason they got injured). We follow Angela as she conducts four auditions and fits in other things she has to do that day. In between each audition or other activity there are sequences where we just watch Angela drive her car around Bucharest as if we were in the passenger seat looking at her. She gets lots of sexist abuse from various other drivers, because she's blonde and attractive. These two bits are shot in black and white. Also cut into this first section are two other types of scene, in colour. One of these follows a female taxi driver, also called Angela, in early the 1980s. The other is the modern-day film-PA Angela recording videos she later posts on Instagram using a filter that turns her face into that of man. In this alter-ego she gives out the sort of abuse she gets from some drivers but goes a lot, lot further, recounting various apparent s*xual conquests, one of which included a threes*me with King Charles III of Britain. If anyone is offended by swearing and sexually explicit language, you would not want to watch these bits. But they are very funny. The 1980s taxi-driving scenes are very cleverly done; according to the credits they took bits of an actual 1980s film and then added in more they shot for this film in authentic vehicles and locations, but you would not know which were which as they blend together seamlessly. We also get a sort of interlude about a road with a very high rate of fatal accidents – this could be a short film on it's own. The second part. Then comes the final scene, the shooting of the actual health & safety film. This scene, maybe almost an hour long (not 100% sure) was clearly shot in one take with the camera in the same fixed position all the time. The injured former employee and his family, also featured in the film, have to endure multiple re-takes of what should just be a few minutes of film as the director and the client keep making changes, moving things that were in the background, changing the dialogue etc etc. Again this very funny but not in a laugh-out-loud way, just the ridiculous nature of what is going on. It's not going to be for everyone, but I think this is truly brilliant film. 10 / 10- 1
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182Rate the Last Film you Watched 2: Electric Boogaloo
Over the last couple of years I've been slowly making my way through every Disney animated feature film and, having recently watched Wish (which will be in my next batch of reviews) I've now seen all of them - that is until Moana 2 releases later this year. So I'm now presenting my official tier list which is the definitive ranking of all 62 Disney films (each tier goes from best to worst so it's all in order). S Tier (10/10) - Beauty and the Beast / Fantasia / The Lion King / Pinocchio / Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs A Tier (8-9/10) - Aladdin / Sleeping Beauty / Lilo and Stitch / Alice in Wonderland / One Hundred and One Dalmatians / Tarzan / Fantasia 2000 / The Princess and the Frog / Bolt / The Jungle Book / Robin Hood / The Little Mermaid / The Rescuers / Hercules B Tier (7/10) - Mulan / The Great Mouse Detective / Cinderella / Big Hero 6 / Zootopia / Tangled / Moana / The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh / Frozen / Brother Bear / The Rescuers Down Under / The Fox and the Hound / Pocahontas / Wreck It Ralph / Peter Pan / The Hunchback of Notre Dame / Treasure Planet / The Three Caballeros C Tier (5-6/10) - The Lady and the tr*mp / The Emperor's New Groove / The Aristocats / Bambi / Strange World / Encanto / Atlantis The Lost Empire / Oliver and Company / The Sword in the Stone / Winnie the Pooh / Ralph Breaks the Internet / Meet The Robinsons / Dumbo / Raya and the Last Dragon / Saludos Amigos / The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad / The Black Cauldron / Wish / Frozen 2 F Tier (sh*t) - Make Mine Music / Melody Time / Fun and Fancy Free / Dinosaur / Home on the Range / Chicken Little- 1
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Rate the Last Film you Watched 2: Electric Boogaloo
What I Watched This Week #149 (Nov 4-10) And Then There Were None dir. Rene Clair/1945/1h38m Adapted from the Agatha Christie novel – the world's best selling mystery book, which has a rather unfortunate original title that you'll have to Google for yourself – this tells the story of ten strangers invited to an island off the English coast by an unknown host. There they discover that they are all responsible for somebody's death, and soon they start dropping off one by one. This setup sounds clichéd now but you can't make that argument here as this story invented that cliché. What I like here is how playful and light the direction is, giving the film a macabre sense of humour. This is also true of the performances, particularly those of Barry Fitzgerald as Judge Quinncannon and Walter Huston as Dr. Armstrong. The mystery itself is a good one and had me guessing up to the reveal. I don't think this is as good as the Margaret Rutherford Miss Marple films of the 60s, or the Peter Ustinov's Poirot films from the 70s, but if you're a fan of a good murder mystery then you will enjoy this. 7.5/10 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon dir. Ang Lee/2000/2h This fantasy martial arts film stars Michelle Yeoh and Chow Yun-fat as two master warriors, Yu Shu Lien and Li Mu Bai, who must work together to track down a powerful sword that was stolen by a young thief, Jen (Zhang Ziyi), who is also the daughter of a nobleman. This is a gorgeous looking film full of vibrant colours that is famous for its spectacular wire work that sees the characters float and fly through the air. This makes for some unique fight sequences where they hop along rooftops or duel high up in a bamboo forest. The two leads are both great, especially in the scenes they share where they have to deal with their repressed feelings for each other. I did feel like there were some pacing issues early on, and the story becomes slightly convoluted just for the sake of creating more drama, but it does tie up quite nicely at the end where Jen is able to find some freedom and an identity of her own that isn't defined by anyone else, that is if you take it symbolically. 8/10 A Quiet Place dir. John Krasinski/2018/1h31m Emily Blunt and John Krasinski (who also directs) are the parents of three young children living in a world populated by blind creatures that hunt by sound, forcing them to live silently. Adding a ticking clock to proceedings is the fact that Blunt's character is pregnant. This film has a brilliantly tense atmosphere that is sustained through the entire runtime with a couple of standout set pieces that had me on the edge of my seat. I'm not a huge fan of the design of the creatures and I feel like we see them too much but the always feel like a threat. Blunt and Krasinski both do a good job and have a natural chemistry which is to be expected as they are married in real life, but the real star of the film is Millicent Simmonds as their daughter Regan who is deaf (as is Simmonds). This feeds nicely into the film as it allows them to communicate by sign language, something very useful in a world like this, and also has other ramifications later on. 8/10 Heroes Shed No Tears dir. John Woo/1986/1h33m Heroes Shed No Tears is John Woo's first proper action film and he cements his reputation for b*lls to the wall mayhem and org*es of explosions right out of the gate – although I didn't see any doves. Eddy Ko Hung stars as Chan Chung, leader of a group of Chinese mercenaries hired by the Thai government to kidnap a druglord. That's the easy part, getting out alive is the hard part, especially with an insane General (Bruce Jang Il-Sik) hunting them down. This film is relentless with hardly a few minutes passing before a shoot out or something blows up, with those gaps filled with an entertainingly dramatic narrative that veers into melodrama as Chung's wife and young son are caught up in the action. It does feel somewhat disjointed at times, with one particularly long gambling scene there just for comedic relief. Not as polished as his later works, that rough and ready vibe gives it charm, and a supporting cast of likeable characters make this a fun watch. 8/10 Firebrand dir. Karim Ainouz/2023/2h Firebrand is a historical drama about Katherine Parr (Alicia Vikander), the sixth and final wife of King Henry VIII (Jude Law). Anyone paying attention in history class will recall the method for remembering the fates of his wives – divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived – so we know she doesn't meet a bloody end, so the film does an excellent job of building the tension and sense of threat in their relationship. At this point Henry is getting sicker and sicker from an infected wound in his leg and his increasing paranoia makes him a volatile character. Law does a brilliant job here, managing to go from a pathetic, weak figure to an imposing monster, often in the same scene. This may be the best performance he's ever given. Vikander is equally impressive. Her Parr is a powerful woman – she was made regent while Henry was abroad fighting – but aware that her life is always on the line. An excellent supporting cast including Eddie Marsan as Edward Seymour and Simon Russell Beale as the scheming Bishop Gardiner, and vivid period costumes and production design round out an enthralling film. 9/10 Lime's Film of the Week! Respect dir. Benoit Forgeard/2011/14m This short film is about a man, Steph (Thibault Sauvaige) having an argument with his partner over breakfast, only that his partner is Flippy, an anthropomorphic bear mascot for a breakfast cereal. Flippy is a controlling *sshole who is physically and verbally abusive to Steph, who wants to leave to go to ninja school. There's a sense of absurdity and playfulness here that is let down by the blandness of the production. Everything about it feels flat, the direction, lighting and performances, with none of it matching the tone of the story. But there is something about the concept that piqued my interest enough to check out another of the director's films. 5/10 f*ck UK dir. Benoit Forgeard/2012/13m Another absurd short from Benoit Forgeard, f*ck UK follows the exploits of Michel (Gaspard Proust), leader of a fringe group that hates the UK and wants to wipe every trace of anything British from France. But it turns out that this is all because he's in love with an English woman, Jane (Julia Vandoorne), who he is angry at - “I am French, you are strange. I will never come to your country of sh*t”. The direction is much better here than in Respect with a nice use of montage, and this film is actually funny with some laugh out loud moments. More of a sketch than a film this also benefits from a solid performance from Proust as the surly and childishly petulant Brit hater. 7/10 10 Rillington Place dir. Richard Fleischer/1971/1h46m Based on a true story, 10 Rillington Place stars Richard Attenborough as John Christie, a softly spoken middle aged man who rents out flats at the titular address in which he also lives in late 40s London. He also happens to be a serial killer. When he rents out a flat to simple, trusting Timothy Evans (John Hurt) and his wife Beryl (Judy Geeson) he finds another target, and someone to take the blame. This is a thriller that is chilling in its restraint, building up the tension masterfully. This is all down to the performance from Attenborough who manages to channel the menace he showed in Brighton Rock as an angry young man and suppress it all internally as an older man who now knows how to focus his rage. A young Hurt is also good, giving a very sympathetic performance as an innocent man in way over his head and accused of a crime he didn't commit, though he does come across as a bit too naïve at times. The film also has a epilogue that isn't really needed. Sure, it's nice to know that Christie eventually went on to face justice, but there's a much better ending place, narratively speaking, a few minutes earlier. 8.5/10 Austin Powers in Goldmember dir. Jay Roach/2002/1h34m Mike Myers is back for the final time as the swinging 60s superspy, again battling Dr. Evil (also Myers), who this time has teamed up with 70s disco kingpin Goldmember (also also Myers) to hold the world hostage. Powers is assisted by former girlfriend Foxxy Cleopatra (Beyoncé) and his father Nigel Powers (Michael Caine). Also returning are Dr. Evil's henchmen Mini Me (Verne Troyer) and Fat b*stard (also also also Myers). Opening with a spoof of a spoof that sees Tom Cruise play Powers in a Mission Impossible rip off directed by Steven Spielberg, this is a film that knows what it is and will make any stupid joke to get a laugh, with most of them landing. The plot is basically pointless, with it being just a vehicle for Myers to play around and it's as much fun to watch as it must have been to make. Caine is hilarious as the elder Powers getting good use of his under utilised talent for comedy and Goldmember might be my favourite one dimensional character in any comedy. I also love that the ending of this comedy spoof of a Bond film was later used as an actual plot point for the actual Bond film Spectre. Not as good as the original, I'd say that this and the second film are about equal and are still a lot of fun to watch. 7/10- 2
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Galactic War update. Day 278-284
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