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ps4 Righty Tighty
by kernalhogan- 1 follower
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There are only three corners to navigate in this 0.66 mile lap race. The corners get progressively tighter and have tire stacks to prevent any corner cutting. This race will quickly separate the wheat from the chaff in just a few short laps. http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/sYH_xfpn-0qK70tgBnFd8Q
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ps4 24h of Downtown
by Fido_le_muet- 2 followers
- 1 reply
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24h of Downtown Hey crew ! Here's a new 24 hours track located in Downtown Los Santos. Going all around Downtown, the tracks loops itself but don't worry, no crossover as the tracks uses one the tunnels As usual, the track loops itself (and for quite a long section) so watch out for incoming trafic and don't follow the other cars blindly. Focus on your own lap otherwise you'll probably have to respawn... Pit lane is toward the end of the lap, in the old Los Santos district. It will lost you quite a lot of time so better drive safe Tried to protect all the lamposts I could. If you guys could run it to see if there are some t…
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ps4 Dodgeburging Short Loop
by Dodge- 1 follower
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ps4 SS Racings' Truck Night
by revbouncer- 1 reply
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A track inspired by SS Racing for Monster Trucks around the BMX track. Obstacles included. https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/l_er7ksTBkazTIPY14J8FQ Unfortunately there's no video for this track yet, suffice to say that running it in 1st person is extremely hard @Hatch 1) 4:51:969 Off Road Car Liberator
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ps4 The Leyland Bros Sequel
by revbouncer- 1 reply
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Once again it's time to get your Sandking out and go exploring. As for the original, it's best to watch the video 1st to see how it's done. Very challenging race with assorted obstacles. Not as long as the Ley Bros Tour but def harder! https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/qa1Ie1bVfkqFXrUI_0-Ihg 1) 7:25:101 Off Road Car Sandking SW
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ps4 Wet N Wild
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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A marathon SEA SHARK race that has the lot when it comes to boat races. Best on Non Contact and is locked to the Sea Shark, hope ya bum don't get numb LOL https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/O15W8mHRT0-8DrdwKRqSoA 1) 13:32:466 Boats Sea Shark
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ps4 Was A Van Race?
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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Just like the title says, it was a van race, but the track is too fast to waste running vans. Default is Supers cars, but anything fast is fun. GTA is also avl as there are a few crossovers. there are no speed boosts, only rockets so the leader has a chance of being caught. It is set to Non Contact but any mode will do depending on what you want to do. https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/dWcVEtY7xk6prAn29wnIoQ 1) 5:01:237 Bikes Akuma 2) 5:10:244 Supers T20 3) 5:17:279 Sports Elegy 4) 5:26:859 Sedans V12 Armoured 5) 5…
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ps4 The Leyland Brothers Tour
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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Travel all over the countryside...ask the Leyland Brothers. Off road race where the Sandking rules. Many obstacles to overcome, getting a good time on this course takes course knowledge. You can't expect to win on your 1st go, if you do you're a legend! Best to watch the video and see how it's done before you try https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/3Hj4TpCEGkGc5hH_rvf9oQ Here's the theme song to the show. The Leyalnd Brothers did a weekly documentary about all things Australian back in the 70's and 80's. They even had a theme park for a long time, but it eventually faded away. NOTE the 2 singing the song are NOT Mike and Mal Le…
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ps4 The Italian Job
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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Just like the movie, race your Mini all over the place. The crews original Italian Job is locked to the ISSI. It's a novelty race that's heaps of fun and very chaotic on Contact mode. For a more serious race turn it to Non Contact, https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/SpSoPioqfkCHivmO-Bq2qQ 1) 5:23:224 Compacts Issi
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ps4 The Dead Centre Of LS
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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A race around the cemetery for your compact. Very tight cct. Non Contact. https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/4wMSDW2Ed0ehuhel65peCg 1) 1:31:757 Compacts Rhapsody
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ps4 The Bermuda Triangle
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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GTA race for Insurgents. Not sure what class they're in so I tagged it Utility. This race is 4 triangles within each other, which creates multiple crossovers for maximum carnage. Turn Wanted Levels on for even more fun blowing up cops when there's no opposition in sight. Inspired by the crews GTA Insurgent races, this race is heaps of fun, especially in a larger lobby. https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/1PCcjx5irEWs
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ps4 Test Track
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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A straight piece of road that goes up hill for testing the speed of any car you have. There's a section where you can pavement surf so you can compare times to a normal run to see the differences for yourself. Its not really made as a drag race, just to test your cars out against each other and compare times. GREAT for exchanging race wins. Short and sweet! https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/OHFpZ8TtVE6_Y8ORHbikJg
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ps4 Swamp Rats
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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Monster Truck race around the swamp near the military base. Originally made before the Liberator was in the game the feature of squeezing your Sandking under the boatshed has been lost as the Liberator doesn't fit. I had to open up the track to accommodate the new vehicle. The Liberator is the fastest on this course. https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/yvZeYrYcY0atoboqexfP2g As yet I haven't made a vid for this race. The best lap is extremely hard to beat. The next time I race it with the crew I hope to remember to record it 1) 6:43:999 Off Road Car Liberator
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ps4 Super Coupes
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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A fast race for Coupes, designed for Contact and Slipstream. You don't have to brake too many times on this lap. https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/Nw7Ef4EKW0uMyPLYlcKP-g 1) 4:52:919 Bikes Akuma 2) 4:55:827 Supers X80 3) 5:04:876 Sports Massacro RC 4) 5:08:641 Sedans V12 Armoured 5) 5:15:721 S/Classic Z-Type 6) 5:17:067 Coupes Cabrio 7) 5:20:219 Muscle Sabre Turbo 8) 5:23:240 Off Road Car Brawler 9) 5:27:120 Off Road Bike Sanchez 2…
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ps4 Sunday Drivers
by revbouncer- 0 replies
- 629 views
One of my 1st creations and still a favourite. Designed for Contact and Slipstream a fast race for your coupe in the countryside. You don't have to worry about running into poles people have knocked down in this race https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/zqrqrV32OEqg8_AoojzQ7w 1) 5:08:720 Bikes Akuma 2) 5:14:444 Supers T20 3) 5:22:281 Sports Elegy 4) 5:27:960 Sedans V12 Armoured 5) 5:39:404 Coupes Zion Cabrio 6) 5:41:207 Muscle Sabre Turbo 7) 5:41:360 Off Road Bike Sanchez…
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ps4 Small N Speedy
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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A race for your favourite Compact. Has tight sections as well as fast open sections. Everything to test your compact racing skills. https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/_ZiOx2ZMV0Kkc1_eP6Upsw 1) 3:51:120 Bikes Akuma 2) 3:57:760 Supers Osiris 3) 3:59:561 Sports Elegy 4) 4:07:847 Sedans V12 Armoured 5) 4:09:277 Off Road Bike Sanchez 2 6) 4:13:123 Coupes Cabrio 7) 4:17:823 Muscle Sabre Turbo 8) 4:19:522 S/Classic Stirling GT 9) 4:22:001 Off Road Car …
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ps4 Revs' Rally Stage 7
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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Stage 7 of 7 https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/acESsQc_K0qGQeIj-wXVTg 1) 3:56:570 Bikes Hakuchou 2) 4:03:067 Off Road (bike) Sanchez 2 3) 4:15:722 Supers Entity 4) 4:20:595 Sports Elegy 5) 4:21:495 Off Road (car) Bifta 6) 4:34:575 Coupes Cabrio 7) 4:38:513 SUVS XLS Armoured 8) 4:40:747 S/Classic Stirling GT 9) 4:41:648 Sedans V12 Armoured 10) 4:44:7…
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ps4 Revs' Rally Stage 6
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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Stage 6 of 7 https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/_4GcbX_bM0y4fFDcadnSPw 1) 4:30:243 Bikes Hakuchou 2) 4:38:442 Off Road Bike Sanchez 2 3) 4:46:996 Supers Entity 4) 4:49:314 Off Road Car Bifta 5) 4:51:127 Sports Massacro RC 6) 5:05:673 SUVs XLS Armoured 7) 5:08:275 Sedans V12 Armoured 8) 5:08:316 Coupes Exemplar 9) 5:14:451 Muscle Sabre Turbo 10) 5:14:836 S/Classic Stirling GT 11) 5:47:321 Compacts …
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ps4 Revs' Rally Stage 5
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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Stage 5 of 7 https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/Q5nUPRbvTUSn_qe-uWvryg 1) 4:20:326 Bikes Hakuchou 2) 4:34:367 Off Road Bike Sanchez 2 3) 4:37:908 Sports Elegy 4) 4:39:522 Supers Entity 5) 4:46:086 Off Road Car Bifta 6) 4:55:761 Sedans V12 Armoured 7) 4:56:194 SUVs XLS Armoured 8) 4:57:962 Coupes Felon 9) 5:00:640 S/Classic Z-Type 10) 5:04:686 Muscle Dominator 11) 5:35:401 Vans Bison …
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ps4 Revs' Rally Stage 4
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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Stage 4 of 7 and the hardest stage. https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/2Sl8JwpFck-WmdEx6qYU7w 1) 4:22:401 Bikes Hakuchou 2) 4:30:282 Off Road Bike Sanchez 2 3) 4:37:488 Sports Elegy 4) 4:38:323 Supers Entity 5) 4:42:281 Off Road Car Brawler 6) 4:56:168 SUVs XLS Armoured 7) 5:00:205 Coupes Felon 8) 5:01:171 Sedans V12 Armoured 9) 5:01:481 S/Classic Stirling GT 10) 5:10:482 Muscle Dominator 11) 5:29:324 …
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ps4 Revs' Rally Stage 3
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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Stage 3 of 7 https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/6XvmVu6wX0i6FanWRwa9iQ 1) 5:09:884 Bikes Akuma 2) 5:11:162 Supers Osiris 3) 5:18:586 Sports Elegy 4) 5:20:006 Off Road Bike Sanchez 2 5) 5:31:368 Off Road Car Brawler 6) 5:31:869 Sedans V12 Armoured 7) 5:40:927 Coupes Cabrio 8) 5:41:442 S/Classic Stirling GT 9) 5:46:249 Muscle Sabre Turbo 10) 5:51:755 SUV's XLS Armoured 11) 6:22:167 Compacts Rhap…
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ps4 Revs' Rally Stage 2
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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Stage 2 of 7. https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/NH5XKVgD4UuK1_0JmthBYA 1) 4:25:881 Bikes Hakuchou 2) 4:34:842 Off Road Bike Sanchez 2 3) 4:38:280 Supers Osiris 4) 4:41:322 Off Road Car Brawler 5) 4:46:292 Sports Elegy 6) 4:56:465 SUVs XLS Armoured 7) 4:57:961 Coupes Cabrio 8) 5:00:706 Sedans V12 Armoured 9) 5:05:160 S/Classic Stirling GT 10) 5:08:080 Muscle Blade 11) 5:30:281 Compact Rhapsod…
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ps4 Revs' Rally Stage 1
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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The 1st of a 7 stage rally that takes you across the northern part of the map. Each stage starts roughly where the last stage finished. Mainly dirt roads with some tarred roads here and there. A very challenging group of tracks designed for Sports cars. https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/A2HbGtM66U2czmm6UvtpoQ 1) 6:01:242 Bikes Hakuchou 2) 6:06:232 Supers X80 3) 6:17:042 Off Road Bike Sanchez 2 4) 6:18:567 Off Road Car Brawler 5) 6:19:959 Sports Massacro RC 6) 6:26:689 Sedans V12 Armoured …
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ps4 Reverse Grid
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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The AUSSIES in the crew should love this one. The 1st checkpoint is behind last place on the grid so everyone has to turn around at the start, giving those that regularly start at the back of the grid a chance to start up the front. So Pole position is actually last place on the grid and last place is 1st https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/usD9Eqo7fkmkQC3Oz4X01A I couldn't beat my best lap for Supercars so I made a vid of the best lap for Sedans so you can see the track. Non Contact is best due to the possibility of some confusion at the start from those that didn't read the description when in the race lobby. 1) 1:41:760 Bik…
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ps4 Oils Aint Oils Z Future
by revbouncer- 0 replies
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This time we race back to the bosses hideout in Sports Classics. This race is designed for the Z-Type to have a chance against the Stirling. The Boss likes tha Z-Type because it fits more GTX in it than Muscle cars. Again, don't hit the Bosses driveway gate too hard when you get there. https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/KyPCMEurC0qJVCmfktXMDQ 1) 4:52:080 Bikes Hakuchou 2) 4:53:161 Supers X80 3) 5:00:881 Sports Elegy 4) 5:14:014 Sedans V12 Armoured 5) 5:17:952 S/Classic Z-Type 6) …
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235Rate the Last Film you Watched 2: Electric Boogaloo
Bladerunner (1982) dir Ridley Scott For me, this is one of the greatest sci-fi films of all time. It's a film that has be re-released at least twice. I have seen the original theatrical release, the 1992 Director's Cut, and the 2007 Final Cut. The 1992 version, I think, set the trend for other director's to release Director's cuts of their films. It's certainly the first one I ever saw. However, despite the name, Ridley Scott did not have complete control over that version. He did over the 2007 one, and it's that one that I am reviewing. I could not remember the differences to the 1992 one without looking them up, but both of the later ones get rid of a voice over (a bit like a 1940s detective film) and different ending that got added to the original after feedback from test audiences (I think). It's based on the Philip K. d*ck novel “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?”. The basics of the plot is the same as the book, but the specific story is very different in places. I would recommend the book to anyone who is a fan of serious sci-fi, but it's the sort of book you need to really concentrate on. It was written in 1968 and set in 2019 when that seemed a long way in the future. The world the story is set in is way more advanced than we are now. Harrison Ford plays Deckard, a retired LA cop, a Bladerunner, who specialises in tracking down and terminating rogue androids, called replicants. These are indistinguishable from real humans to all but the experts. Even people like Dekard can only tell for sure by lengthy interrogation of suspected replicants that is designed to show up lack of emotions that real humans have. Replicants are banned from Earth, only supposed to be used on off-world space colonies. Any that do get found on Earth can be killed on the spot. Deckard is brought back by his boss Bryant (M. Emmet Walsh) and his assistant Gaff (Edward James Olmos) because a group of replicants hijacked a ship that was later found abandoned on Earth. They are believed to be in LA seeking their creator, Mr. Tyrell (Joe Turkel). The replicants, at least those that have not already been eliminated, are lead by Batty (Rutger Hauer) and others are played by Daryl Hannah, Brion Jones and Joanna Cassidy. William Sanderson plays Sebastian, a lonely man with a premature ageing disease who makes his on androids (not realistic or dangerous enough to be classed as replicants) and Sean Young plays Tyrell's PA Rachel. The cast are, overall, good, but Rutger Hauer gives the best performance I ever saw of him as Batty varies from charming, to psychopathic, to child-like fearful naïvety. There is a big plot element to do with Deckard and Rachel that I won't spoil, and various things thrown in that have kept some fans speculating as to the true nature of the various characters. If you know the film you will probably know what I am referring to here. I will say that I don't see in the film all the things that some claim to clearly see, but I see enough to agree with the consensus. Also some of the theories about that do not apply to all versions of the film. The sets and cinematography are stunning. It still looks to me well ahead of its time, as does Ridely Scott's Alien, so to me it shows what great film makers could achieve well before they had access to sort of CGI and AI tech available today. It also has a pretty good modern score from Vangelis. The best scene is the penultimate one, just with Batty and Deckard and includes the famous “tears in the rain” monologue that, apart from a few hundred years of technological development, would not have been out of place in a Shakespeare play. 10 / 10 The theatrical version I would only give an 8 to because, although I have only ever seen it once, I do remember the voice-over annoying me and the altered ending, a little bit added on, pointlessly changes the story.- 2
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1,034Two Brothers Playlist (GTA & RDR)
I'm happy to host this weekend. Planning the playlist right now.- 1
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0Atomized Frogger
Up n Atomizers and NPC traffic on high. Each frog for themself. 5 min. https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/job/gtav/Ontwci9ufUu7sojP2x-DBg- 2
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235Rate the Last Film you Watched 2: Electric Boogaloo
What I Watched This Week #172 (Apr 14-20) Alien dir. Ridley Scott/1979/1h57m One of the greatest sci-fi horror films of all time, Ridley Scott's Alien stars Sigourney Weaver as a member of a deep space mining crew who takes a detour to an SOS message on the long journey back to Earth, finding a crashed ship full of eggs. My favourite thing about this film after seeing it so many times is how worn and lived in the ship is. I totally believe that it's real and functional and that this crew has spent months living in it. The opening sequence where we explore the empty ship while the crew is in cryosleep not only builds tension but allows us to take in the incredible details in the production design. Speaking of design, H.R. Giger's design for the xenomorph is the best in movie history (though the lil guy who bursts out of John Hurt's chest is kinda cute and goofy looking). The aggressively ph*llic look of it works well with the very male perspective fear of r*pe and childbirth. The whole cast is excellent, alongside Weaver and Hurt you have Ian Holm, Harry Dean Stanton and Yaphet Kotto, the latter two making a great comedic double team. 9.5/10 Lime's Film of the Week! Now You See Me dir. Louis Leterrier/2013/1h56m Now You See Me tells the story of a group of Las Vegas magicians known as the Four Horsemen (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Isla Fisher, Dave Franco) who rob banks live during their show, distributing the money to their audience. They are being tracked by Mark Ruffalo's FBI agent Rhodes who is determined to uncover their secrets. Totally forgettable fluff, there are some nice moments in here, and I liked the twist at the end even though you can see it coming a mile away. The big trick showpieces are entertaining in that artificial Vegas way that also feels hollow and meaningless. My biggest gripe here is with the four main characters and that I didn't like any of them. Like real magicians I found them to be annoying and so far up their own *sses that I was actively rooting against them every step of the way. The exception is Harrelson, though he comes close at times. There's solid support from Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman, with Ruffalo giving the best performance in the film. This is the definition of inoffensive cinematic background noise. 5/10 Cinderella dir. Georges Méliès/1899/6m Georges Méliès here with some more ground breaking work from the dawn of cinema. Not only is this the first film adaptation of Cinderella, it's also the first film adaptation of any fairy tale and also the first film to use dissolves to transition between scenes (with this being his first film with more than one scene). Watching this is to watch the evolution of film in real time, and, like the rest of his work, it's nothing less than magical. This is Méliès becoming more innovative and inventive with his films becoming more complex and technically demanding. The sets and costumes are beautifully detailed and like illustrations come to life. It's amazing to me that a film from the 19th century can still be so magical. 8/10 How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies dir. Pat Boonnitipat/2024/2h7m This family drama/comedy from Thailand stars Putthipong Assaratanakul as M, a lazy young man who has dropped out of college to try and start a streaming career ("wow four viewers" his mother chides early on). When he learns that his grandmother (Usha Seamkhum) has cancer he thinks that he can weasel his way to the top of her will by moving in with her to care for her. A tender and gentle film that also surprises with some pretty dark humour, I found this to be incredibly charming with two excellent lead performances from Assaratanakul and Seamkhum. Seamkhum is particularly impressive in her late in life film debut as the wily old woman who sees through all the bullsh*t from her grandson, but also sees something of herself in him. The plot is fairly predictable - of course the two will grow closer to each other and form a real bond by the time she dies - but the journey to that point, and the touching epilogue, I really enjoyed. There's a lot of family drama with the grandmother's children but it always feels close to reality and not emotionally manipulative or overly melodramatic at any point. 9/10 Shock Treatment dir. Jim Sharman/1981/1h34m Shock Treatment is a sequel to one of my all time favourite films, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and picks up with Brad and Janet (now played by Cliff DeYoung and Jessica Harper) a few years later with their marriage now on the rocks. To rectify this they appear on a TV show with the result being Brad getting committed to a psychiatric hospital run by Dr. Cosmo McKinley (Richard O'Brien) and Janet getting groomed for superstardom. This is perhaps even more bizarre than Rocky Horror, certainly more cynical, with the world now seeming to exists as a series of TV shows, a live studio audience never leaving, sleeping in their seats as the film happens on screens all around them. It's a strange dystopia that seems to predict the dominance TV would have over our lives to an even greater extent in the era of commercialism and Reganomics. If there's not a camera on you then you don't exist, like the antithesis of Rocky Horror's theme of "don't dream it, be it". Many of the Rocky Horror cast returns with the exception of Susan Sarandon and Barry Bostwick as Janet and Brad (though DeYoung and especially Harper do an excellent job in the roles) and most notably Tim Curry. I kept imagining him in the role played by Barry Humphries (most famous for playing Dame Edna Everage), a garishly sleazy host called Bert Schnick. Humphries is great, but we all know Curry would have been better. Another slight let down for me is the soundtrack. As a musical this doesn't really compare with Rocky Horror, though there are some catchy tunes in there, the main theme still popping into my head occasionally. 9/10 #21xoxo dir. Sine Ozbilge, Imge Ozbilge/2019/9m This animated short from Belgium shows a girl (Indra de Bruyn) and her experiences with online dating, hooking up with several men before finding a genuine connection. The most striking thing about this film are the visuals, with the film being rotoscoped, a process where live action footage is traced over by animators giving it natural movement, a process used by Disney for Snow White back in 1937. Here it's given a thoroughly modern makeover, with the screen bombarded with text and images and memes representing the experience of being chronically online. The aesthetic also calls to mind pop art of the 60's, showing that the digital world may be new but the problems of finding a partner are anything but. It's at times overwhelming, purposefully so, but there's still a cohesion between all these elements. The ending is a bit on the nose but it's well done, wrapping the whole thing up maybe a bit too neatly. 7/10 Toomas Beneath the Valley of the Wild Wolves dir. Chintis Lundgren, Drasko Ivezic/2019/18m Another animated short, this time from Estonia, this tells the story of Toomas (Drasko Ivezic), a wolf who is fired after turning down his boss's advances. With a wife and children to support he turns to prostitution and then gay p*rn. Meanwhile, his wife Viivi (Chintis Lundgren) is learning some things about herself thanks to militant feminist Alexandra Horn-Eye (Lee Delong). This reminded me a lot of Bug Diner, another charming and cheeky animation about sexuality and relationships starring anthropomorphic animals. That was stop motion while this is animated in a simple yet effective style, the linework wobbling between frames like Doug, the 90's cartoon. Like Bug Diner, this is also a very mature film with more human characters than a lot of live action films that tackle the same subjects. 8.5/10 No Home But Cinema: The Spaces of Chantal Akerman dir. Jessica McGoff/2025/14m (no trailer for this, so here's one for a similar film) This short essay film explores the films of Chantal Akerman through her use of space and locations, how she films them, how she moves through them and what they represent. McGoff doesn't narrate this film, rather her essay is presented as text on the screen over clips from films that illustrate her points. I like this approach and how it's executed. The text isn't presented in blocks but line by line and is edited with the rhythm of the film clips so that they're unobtrusive and allow you to fully immerse in the various worlds of Akerman. This doesn't go too in depth with any of her observations as they are things you will pick up on by just watching the films, but it would work as a good introduction to her and what to look out for in her work. 7/10 Hotel Monterey dir. Chantal Akerman/1973/1h3m (no trailer so have an extended clip) Staying with Chantal Akerman, Hotel Monterey is an observational documentary in which she explores the titular hotel, a cheap one in New York where she stayed when she first moved to the city, from the lobby to the roof. It starts off at night where her camera captures people milling about in the lobby, taking the elevators up and down. She then prowls the corridors like a ghost, her very formally structured compositions bringing out the textures of the grimy yellow walls. Methodically we move upwards until we are on the roof, it is day now, and the feeling of escape is palpable. We do this all in silence, and I mean total silence. No music, no background noise, nothing. Not only does this make us even more aware of what we're seeing on screen, but it also makes us aware of our own environment. An exploration of space is happening on the screen and in real life at the same time and it's kind of amazing once you notice that. It's like Akerman speaking out of time saying here I am, where are you? This also feels like a prelude to her masterful film News From Home, in which she takes the same approach but expands it to the whole city, though this time with sound. This totally isn't for everyone, it's not even close to what you'd call entertaining, but if you give it a chance you'll get so much out of it. 8.5/10- 1
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