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Mary-Lou, Sally, Savannah & Barbara - Dominator Race Night!
by Mark Verstappen- 11 replies
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Mary-Lou, Sally, Savannah & Barbara Come and join us on Wednesday 18th of August at 20:00 UK Time for Dominator Race Night! Just turn up to the parking lot behind Tequi-la-la in any of the 4 generations of Dominator. We will determine who has the best taste in Dominator before we start a playlist to determine who is the Master Dominator! The first 4 races we will do mixed racing where you'll be once in each generation. For the other 4 races we will all race one generation per race from oldest to Newest. Don't worry if you don't own all/any of the Dominators, we can spawn them in for you. All 4 generations of Dominator will be race…
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Random Duos Race Night
by JuniorChubb- 22 replies
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Come and join us this Wednesday for an excellent opportunity to hide your poor racing ability by hiding behind the skills of a better driver in the Random Duos Race Night. We will also be discussing whether racenight is one word or two, pretending to laugh at Dave's jokes, spending 15 minutes on the grid of each race setting things up and ignoring the host! Come along in any race-able car you can find and we will try and incorporate it into the evenings festivities! Can't really remember what else to say... post below to get involved! 1. Chubb 2. Stapp 3. Muld 4.
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MONICA!!!
by Mark Verstappen- 13 replies
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MONICA!!! Come and join us on Wednesday the 4th of August at 20:00 UK Time for Monica! Just turn up to the back of the Los Santos Car Meet in your favorite eligible Sports Car you sign up with. We will determine who has the best car before we start a playlist to determine the winner of Monica! We will race the Eclipse (Penumbra FF), Integra (Remus), Civic Sedan (Sultan) & RX-7 (ZR-350) against each other. We change into each others cars each race because the cars are slightly different pace from each other. We will be doing Race wars (The drag str*p), a long rockstar like track with traffic and regular races. And more if people see fit. Don't…
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Helmut's European Autos B Sports
by Mark Verstappen- 6 replies
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Helmut's European Autos B Sports Come and join us on Wednesday the 14th of July at 20:00 UK Time for Helmut's European Autos B Sports! Just turn up to the parking lot of Helmut's European Autos in Paleto Bay just of U.S. Route 1 in your favorite Sports Car you sign up with. We will determine who has the best car before we start a playlist to determine the winner of Helmut's European Autos B Sports! We will race the 8F Drafter, Feltzer, Jester (Regular & Racecar allowed), Massacro (Regular & Racecar allowed), Neon & Schlagen GT against each other. You stay the whole night with the car you choose so choose wisely. These cars should be all about th…
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Mystery Car June 2021
by Mark Verstappen- 2 replies
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Come and join us for Mystery Car on Wednesday 21st of April at 20:00 GMT. We will start out in free roam at Kortz Center from where we will have to follow the clues to find the Mystery Car. Once the car is revealed we will all buy it if needed, modify it, then spend the night racing it. The price of the car will be less than $100k so don't worry about having to spend millions to join in. The usual rules will apply, don't bring the emergency services along with you in free roam, don't kill other players, race clean and respect the other racers.... Basically don't be a bellend. Post below to get involved! Verstappen Mulder Badinga R…
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Old vs New Tech
by Mark Verstappen- 4 replies
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Old vs New Tech Come and join us on Wednesday the 23rd of June at 20:00 UK Time for Old vs New Tech! Just turn up to the top of the parking structure of the South Los Santos Hospital in your favorite eligible car you sign up with. We will determine who has the best car before we start a playlist to determine the winner of Old vs New Tech! We will race the Neon vs the Elegy Retro Custom. You stay the whole night with the car you choose so choose wisely. These two cars should be about the same pace with their very different own strengths and weaknesses. Don't worry if you don't own any of the eligible cars, we can spawn some in for you where needed. …
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Festival of Sound
by Mark Verstappen- 6 replies
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Come one, come all! Morningwood has invited drivers to the Festival of Sound on Wednesday 16th of June. The Festival will consist of a series of races featuring some of the best sounding vehicles Los Santos has to offer (which may have been subjectively chosen by myself). From screaming V12s in the Tigon, to rumbling V8s in the Fränken Stange, to raspy rotaries in the Savestra, and more. You might wanna bring some ear defenders, it's gonna get loud! Just turn up in your best sounding car at the Ron gas station in Morningwood, and we'll vote for the best car before starting. Don't worry if you don't own any of the cars, we'll spawn them in if required. Pos…
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Survive the Hunt
by Mark Verstappen- 11 replies
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Survive the Hunt Come and join us in Survive the Hunt, where the aim is to... well, survive the hunt! Wednesday 2nd of June 20:00 UK time starting from the parking lot of the Vinewood Bowl. What is Survive The Hunt? Essentially, Survive The Hunt is a freeroam game mode where one player is "hunted" by 8+ other players. There is no radar, HUD or name-tags in order to make this a bit more interesting. While there is no set tactic, the most popular and effective one is for the hunted player to "blend in" with the game AI - either on foot or in a car. This means obeying traffic laws, following the road at an AI-ish pace, stopping at traffic lights etc. The hunters …
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The Real SUVs
by Mark Verstappen- 6 replies
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The Real SUVs Come and join us on Wednesday 26th of May at 20:00 UK Time for The Real SUVs! Just turn up to the parking lot in Banning South East of the Maze Bank Arena in any of the 4 listed SUVs. We will determine who has the best taste in cars before we start a playlist to determine who will be the winner of The big boys! Don't worry if you don't own all/any of the SUVs, we can spawn them in for you. Have you ever noticed I hate SUVs? The name means Sports Utility vehicle. But are any of the ones nowadays really worthy of having Utility in the name? I think not. So lets get the real SUVs out there for a change instead of these stupid luxury people c…
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Helmut's European Autos B Classic
by Mark Verstappen- 12 replies
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Helmut's European Autos B Classic Come and join us on Wednesday the 12th of May at 20:00 UK Time for Helmut's European Autos B Classic! Just turn up to the parking lot of Pleasure Pier in your favorite eligable Classic you sign up with. We will determine who has the best car before we start a playlist to determine the winner of Helmut's European Autos B Classic! We will race the Pigalle, Retinue, Savestra, Viseris, Z-Type & Zion Classic against each other. You stay the whole night with the car you choose so choose wisely. These cars should be all about the same pace with their own strengths. Don't worry if you don't own any of the eligible cars, w…
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Your Machine Hidden
by Mark Verstappen- 4 replies
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Your Machine Hidden Come and join us on Wednesday 5th of May at 20:00 UK Time for Your Machine Hidden! Just turn up to the parking lot of the str*p Mall in Harmony in a random NPC or Pegasus car. Instead of determining of who has the best car before we start a playlist everyone who signs up has to hide their car in Los Santos which we have to find as we do in Mystery Car. This means that you get to shout clues of the location/car instead of me. For this event everyone picks a raceable car they want us to race in and picks a general area to search in so each car wont take as long as my searches and we shouldn't be able to accidentally find other peopl…
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Mystery Car April 2021
by Mark Verstappen- 6 replies
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Come and join us for Mystery Car on Wednesday 21st of April at 20:00 GMT. We will start out in free roam at Kortz Center from where we will have to follow the clues to find the Mystery Car. Once the car is revealed we will all buy it if needed, modify it, then spend the night racing it. The price of the car will be less than $100k so don't worry about having to spend millions to join in. The usual rules will apply, don't bring the emergency services along with you in free roam, don't kill other players, race clean and respect the other racers.... Basically don't be a bellend. Verstappen Mulder Warriors Catman Badinga Dave
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The Favourites (Muscle Part 2)
by Mark Verstappen- 5 replies
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The Favourites (Muscle Part 2) Come and join us on Wednesday 14th of April at 20:00 UK Time for The Favorites! Just turn up to the parking lot underneath the Peckerwood sign opposite Los Santos City Hall on Occupation Avenue in Alta, Vinewood in your favorite eligible Muscle car you sign up with. We will determine who has the best Muscle Car before we start a playlist to determine the winner of The Favourites! We will race all Muscle cars against each other where people will vote before each race which they'd like to drive in. To not have things like people having to race Slamvans against Yosemites I have omitted the fastest and slowest in the class.…
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Come join us this Wednesday 7th for The Ingenious Themeless Seamless Playlist. Or if we want to give it a shorter name it would be great if someone came with an acronym. There will be a variety of races scavenged and scraped deep from the bowels of my bookmarks, There'll be some tried and tested favourites and there'll be some I've briefly played with randoms over the last few years and hit L1 to bookmark, sometimes by accident. Amongst some classic race tracks old and new there willl also be..... A mountain tme trial in Monster Trucks A Tomb Raideresque platform game in Pantos Almost certainly American Grand Park A weird recreation of …
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Is this an Off-Road?
by Mark Verstappen- 12 replies
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Is this an Off-Road? Come and join us on Wednesday 31st of March at 20:00 UK Time for is this Off-Road! Just turn up to the Windfarm west of the Palmer-Taylor Power station in any of the eligible Off-Roads. Ever noticed there's a few Off-Road vehicles available in the Off-Roads class that aren't actually in Off-Road? Probably not but that doesn't matter... Here's the eligible vehicles! Trophy Truck Dune Guardian Patriot Paradise Mariachi Tornado Outlaw Winky We will determine who has the best car before we start a playlist to determine who knows his Off-Roads best! We will race each race as a one make …
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The PR2NCE Patriot Stretch
by Mark Verstappen- 7 replies
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The PR2NCE Come and join us on Wednesday 24th of March at 20:00 UK Time for PR2NCE! Just turn up to the parking lot south of ULSA (Los Santos University) in a Patriot Stretch. We will determine who has the Stretches before we start a playlist to determine who is Tony's biggest fan! Don't worry if you don't own the Patriot Stretch, we can spawn one in for you. Post below to get involved! Verstappen Dave Mulder Catman Warriors Reserves: Paulie
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Karin, not Karen. This Wednesday 17th 8pm
by SkyeDave- 11 replies
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This Wednesday night we're gonna race all the Karins. Exept maybe the Dilettante. I might do a better write up than this. I may just add a Karen meme and be done with it. Be assured it will be good. They have too many good cars for it not to be. I mean, all the Sultans. The Kutuma The 190Z. The Rusty Rebel. The Everon. Fancy a Beejay? We might do that. Intruders Vs Asteropes? Probably not but still not convinced? Well you know what other car they make? That's right, the Friggin Futo. King of the Vans Wednesday night. Convinced? I thought so. Sign up or just turn up. See you Wednesday.
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Rigged Random Car Extravaganza Pt5
by Mark Verstappen- 5 replies
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Come and join us on Wednesday 10th of March at 8 PM British time for Part 5 of the Rigged Random Car Extravaganza. After a meet up in free roam behind the Sumac Restaurant in Del Perro we will launch into a playlist of races where you will only know what car we will be racing each race when we get to the race lobbies. Each car is determined by a random generator with a few exclusions like not more than 3 cars from the same class, used recently in an event or often used cars in regular races (I.E. cars like the Krieger in Supers). We will run GTA races so we can spawn in cars for those who do not have them. Verstappen SKYEDAVE Mulder Wilki…
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The Favourites (Muscle Part 1)
by Mark Verstappen- 7 replies
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The Favourites (Muscle Part 1) Come and join us on Wednesday 24th of February at 20:00 UK Time for The Favorites! Just turn up to the parking lot of the Vinewood Bowl in your favorite eligible Muscle car you sign up with. We will determine who has the best Sports Classic before we start a playlist to determine the winner of The Favourites! We will race all Muscle cars against each other where people will vote before each race which they'd like to drive in. To not have things like people having to race Slamvans against Yosemites I have omitted the fastest and slowest in the class. They are divided into two groups since the class is so big and has such…
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Putting the U in SUV
by Mark Verstappen- 7 replies
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Putting the U in SUV Come and join us on Wednesday 17th of February at 20:00 UK Time for The U! Just turn up to the parking lot in Banning South East of the Maze Bank Arena in any of the 4 listed SUVs. We will determine who has the best taste in cars before we start a playlist to determine who will be the winner of The U! Don't worry if you don't own all/any of the SUVs, we can spawn them in for you. Have you ever noticed I hate SUVs? The name means Sports Utility vehicle. But are any of the ones nowadays really worthy of having Utility in the name? I think not. So lets get the actually vehicles with some U out there for a chang…
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GT Sports Car Cup: WEDNESDAY 10th FEBRUARY
by SkyeDave- 13 replies
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Now that the snow is all over Scotland and is playing havoc with y plans in real life it has at least reminded me that San Andreas is now a snowless zone and we can go ahead with the previously postponed GT Sports Car Cup. I'll leave the previous sign up up to remind everybody and you can just say AYE or NAY all over again below. This Wednesday we'll be racing GT Cars against each other on some of our favourite tracks to see which is the best driver/car combo. You pick one car and you race it all night. Some of these cars are better on the tight and twisty stuff whereas some are better in a straight line so each will have their moment to shine. …
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Mystery Car February 2021
by Mark Verstappen- 17 replies
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Come and join us for Mystery Car on Wednesday 3rd of February at 20:00 GMT. We will start out in free roam at Lester's Contact Missions Lockup from where we will have to follow the clues to find the Mystery Car. Once the car is revealed we will all buy it if needed, modify it, then spend the night racing it. The price of the car will be less than $100k so don't worry about having to spend millions to join in. The usual rules will apply, don't bring the emergency services along with you in free roam, don't kill other players, race clean and respect the other racers.... Basically don't be a bellend. Verstappen Mulder Dave Paulie Catma…
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Wednesday 27th, Whacky Races with XDBX
by SkyeDave- 2 replies
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This Wednesday we've been invited to join XDBX for some whacky races! We've already got 11 sign ups so come join us!
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C3 (Classic Compacts Championship)
by Mark Verstappen- 14 replies
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C3 (Classic Compacts Championship) Come and join us on Wednesday the 20th of Janurary at 20:00 UK Time for C3! Just turn up to the small parking lot between the Beach Houses on Del Perro Beach in your favorite Classic Compact you sign up with. We will determine who has the best quarter-sized car before we start a playlist to determine the winner of C3! We will race the Weevil, Issi classic and Brioso 300 against each other where people will drive at least twice in each vehicle. Who drives what the last 2 races will be determined on the night. To balance the cars performance the Weevils must run stock suspension and both the Weevil and Issi Classic may not u…
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The Random Touchpad
by Mark Verstappen- 11 replies
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The Random Touchpad Come and join us on Wednesday the 13th of January at 20:00 UK Time for the Random Touchpad! Just turn up to the parking lot of the San An Taqueria Mexican Restaurant north of Fridgit Cold Storage in La Mesa in a stock or close to stock looking vehicle. No custom rims! You might have seen it before, or might have never seen if before. But GTA has a random car selector! And we will be using it! We will use this function with customs off in random cars so we wont have half the field driving stock cars and the other customs. Before each race a random class will be selected in which we use the random function. Only pres…
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Subservience (2024) dir S.K. Dale Yet another mediocre sci-fi / thriller about AI and human-like robots. Michele Morrone plays Nick, a happily married father of 2 young children, struggling to raise them and do his construction site job since his wife (Madeline Zima) is seriously ill in hospital waiting for a heart transplant. So he buys Alice (Megan Fox), an almost completely life-like home-help / childcare / cook / cleaner robot. There are other similar robots working in many places such as hospitals, bars and construction sites (adding an additional plot element). Without spoilers (although IMHO there really isn't much to spoil) it's hard to say much more. But “stuff happens”, somewhat predictably if you consider the situation of wife in hospital, very hot nanny / maid robot at home etc etc. What is interesting is Alice starts to deviate from what she has been programmed to do, there's tensions with respect to a former colleague of Nick's, and these both lead to a reasonable action style tense ending with fights, shoot-outs and car chases. But overall it can only be described as OK. If you want action then watch an action film with more action than this. If you want drama then watch a drama film with more a more meaningful plot and better acting than this. There's some holes in the plot for me. Other than the robots it looks like present day. There is no other indication that this has to be either somewhat in the future or set in an alternative higher-tech reality. Nick's wife needs a new heart; if they have the technology to make such like-like robots (i.e. one that looks exactly like Megan Fox) then surely they would have mastered artificial organs for humans. Some of the other robots are too lifelike. I can understand Alice's appearance since she is designed to live in a home, although you might want to make such robots a bit less physically tempting a straight male owner. But there's no reason an entire synthetic construction site crew need to actually look like the humans' they replaced. And also no reason for them not be working constantly (the scene we encountered these is when they have been locked away for the night). There's one truly ridiculous aspect for me, for which I have knocked off another point for stupid prudishness. It has couple of mild s*x scenes. In one you can clearly see the actors are naked but without any full-frontal nudity. At one point the woman's breasts are briefly shown, but she has no n*pples! They must have been digitally removed. Why!? It's got enough to make it a 15 certificate, showing a couple of n*pples is surely not going to change that! There is one interesting plot element, but I have to put that with a spoiler warning. 4 / 10- 2
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Two sides of the drain
You have 3 lives. You have Insurgent pick ups. You have unlimited RPG, Snipers and a Rifle. Your enemies are all on the other side of the drain. Only way across is over the shallow drain. They wont know your location unless you camp. Whats your plan? https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/job/gtav/qCWGzo3sN0CFzweIMI0IXg- 2
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