Casey 1,680 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 (edited) Picture the scene.... Need some food so left my character standing on top of a car outside LSC while I go do my thing in the kitchen. Pop back into the living room to make sure I haven't been kicked from the session and there is a guy in front of me on his chrome Adder making 'suggestive' gestures, doing donuts etc. etc. Thought nothing more of it until I checked my messages later on that evening, saw this and laughed my flippin socks off! Oh the joys of being a lady That's definitely the best one I've had so far. What's the best message you've had? Edited June 1, 2014 by WetCaseyHeed 10 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,123 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Rose has gotten several messages that are very distasteful. I would love for a guy who has a female character to show up with some lube, a squeegee, duct tape and hemorrhoid cream at one of their houses and say ok, 4 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-25191 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted June 1, 2014 Author Share Posted June 1, 2014 Rose has gotten several messages that are very distasteful. I would love for a guy who has a female character to show up with some lube, a squeegee, duct tape and hemorrhoid cream at one of their houses and say ok, HaHaHa "now this might hurt a little" Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-25192 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle 3,007 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I never get anything like this (thankfully) just the standard "R u girl" Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-25193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullittblitz 148 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 A guy sent me a pic of his wang back in the IV days...told me to suck it...I was spawn killing I believe Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-25194 Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortround 1,160 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 That's fucking brilliant Casey. Made me lol. 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-25197 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,952 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I made sure I used my other account before I sent you that (I don't want the crew to know I have a chrome adder) 4 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-25203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted June 1, 2014 Author Share Posted June 1, 2014 I made sure I used my other account before I sent you that (I don't want the crew to know I have a chrome adder) I suspected but you just confirmed! Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-25208 Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyork-nightmare 698 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 we should go on a chrome adder ride.. I will break mine out too. Quote "You have enemies? good, that means you stood up for something in your life" Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-25211 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vishesh_91 509 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 (edited) Got a message from someone's sister on my friends list saying"hello I'm xxxx's sister join my session and we'll go on a date."I joined and picked her up.Then she says"lets go shopping." I left the session. Edited June 1, 2014 by vishesh_91 3 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-25212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyork-nightmare 698 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 someone asked me how do we get to the rooftop in rooftop rumble. the real question wetcasey... are you ok princess? lol 6 Quote "You have enemies? good, that means you stood up for something in your life" Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-25213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LN-MLB 2,583 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 All the messages I seem to get these days are in languages that I can't read. I've gotten plenty of angry messages though. Usually those were in response to when I lit into someone for purposely racing dirty or blowing up my car. Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-25256 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,404 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 (edited) I once got a message on the in game phone that said "T88" as soon as I entered my garage. I had no idea what it meant, a quick Google threw up tanks, got my map up and found the tank dude who was an XDBX crew member. To protect his identity I won't reveal the name but I immediately got my Buzzard out and joined in which turned into a full on world war style blast fest outside Eclipse featuring nothing but Rhino's, Buzzards and Lazer's. Oh and I once got a message calling me a hacker and a lag switcher because I owned a knife DM by a long way, I was actually offended by that because I left the DM feeling proud of what just went on Edited June 1, 2014 by DavidCore89 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-25319 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,123 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Only hackers know to set their attack priority correctly. God Damn Hackers!! Oh wait, DC89 Damn Hackers!! 1 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-25321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
alchemist3321 169 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Funny posts already, this thread could be a gold mine. Nothing as good as the rest that's been posted, but: 1) Crate drops on map, I head over and apparently so does another dude as he kills me around the halo. We trade kills a bit when he suddenly texts me, "Please stop killing me and I'll let you have it. I just want to walk away now." It throws you off because you think he's up to something instead of just running away (I wasn't pursuing him to kill him, was just defending) and we kind of have a stare down for a bit then out of the blue just starts running across the map and takes off. I wait for the drop and I get a time out error.....sigh. 2) I spawn into a session and am running around up north on the map. I keep seeing this one dude killing everyone and after a while these people just start leaving. I suddenly get a text written like an 11 year old, "U bettr leave r i'll fuck u up". I start laughing and continue doing what I'm doing, but this clown keeps sending texts, "leave and i'll spare ur life" or "i'm dead serius u need 2 leave!"....some random childish threats. I pull up the map and see he has started coming my way.....by way of tank! lol. It's like this dude wanted to clear out a public session for his own. I decide to get a buzzard and have to check this out for myself because I don't think this is real. I head his way and he does indeed shoot me down. More texts come and he is pissed I'm not leaving and keeps trying to hunt me down, so of course I keep riding around everywhere to mess with him and he keeps sending these angry texts about me not leaving and trying to chase me in a tank.....like I'm trolling him. Fun runs out for me and I send Merryweather out to him and get a kill notification and leave. But I got spammed so many angry childish texts for 5 minutes or so and it was just comical. 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-25357 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matusware 608 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 best ingame "conversation" i had Unknown Player: "CAN I JOIN UR CREW!!1" Me: "No" Unknown Player: "SWE" Me: "Fin.." Unknown Player: "NO SWE" Me: "Nope" Unknown Player: "OK" i never had any hate mail or anything else, and i usually dont answer to insults, except if im really pissed Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-26481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle 3,007 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 mahoosive pic lol, this is the guy that was in the tank tonight 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-26850 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted June 9, 2014 Author Share Posted June 9, 2014 mahoosive pic lol, this is the guy that was in the tank tonight Jealous, I never got one!! :-) Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-26851 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,404 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 That guy used to be on my friends list. Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-26852 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle 3,007 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Jealous, I never got one!! :-) I was standing really close to him jerking off, maybe that was why 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-26853 Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyork-nightmare 698 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 must be text slang, cause I cant make out what the fuk he was trying to say Quote "You have enemies? good, that means you stood up for something in your life" Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-26855 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted June 9, 2014 Author Share Posted June 9, 2014 I was standing really close to him jerking off, maybe that was why lol, yeah that'd do it haha! We should've told the cops he wasn't paying attention to the road! 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-26856 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle 3,007 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 someone asked me how do we get to the rooftop in rooftop rumble. They've got a point... Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-26863 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted June 16, 2014 Author Share Posted June 16, 2014 Just had a belta from a HARD-BLAZER-X it goes like this.........are you ready because he's put a lot of thought into this one......hold onto your hats, here it comes..... "done ya nan" Awesome, think I'm in love!! 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-27972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronny 1,061 Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 (edited) Just had a belta from a HARD-BLAZER-X it goes like this.........are you ready because he's put a lot of thought into this one......hold onto your hats, here it comes..... "done ya nan" Awesome, think I'm in love!! OK! I realy need some english slang lessons!The only thing my mind can translate that to is, Did you do you'r grandma? And that's make no sense, just a bit scary Edited June 16, 2014 by RO9M Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/1731-funniestbest-in-game-message/#findComment-27981 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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