Danielle 3,007 Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 OK! I realy need some english slang lessons! The only thing my mind can translate that to is, Did you do you'r grandma? And that's make no sense, just a bit scary he's saying he had sexual relations with her grandmother 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted June 16, 2014 Author Share Posted June 16, 2014 (edited) What Dani said although I don't think him and my grandmother have ever met! Edited June 16, 2014 by WetCaseyHeed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronny 1,061 Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Lol wasn't a to bad guess Haven't ever been bad mouthed in GTA, probably cause people just enjoy killing me. But had one guy telling me he had fu..ed my mom after I trashed him at Fifa. Just asked him if he ever seen her, added that she looks like a troll,not nice against my mom but it did the job. Never heard anything from that jackass again. (Sorry mom) Have been a few encounters at Fifa, and I always win 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumdig 957 Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 One time, in free roam , some random sent me a message out of the blue that read "fk u". To which I replied "we haven't even met" and followed up that statement with a half hour of spawn killing. Geez, its customary to go on three dates before asking something like that, right? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted June 19, 2014 Author Share Posted June 19, 2014 realgangsta1986 is a man of few words, just sent me the text message.........bit.ch What a charmer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,952 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 realgangsta1986 is a man of few words, just sent me the text message.........bit.ch What a charmer they don't call him realgangsta for nowt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,265 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 He really sounds like a nice guy, Maybe he is just misunderstood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted June 19, 2014 Author Share Posted June 19, 2014 Nah I was unarmed, he drove past, reversed, got out and shot me. He then drove off in my car and sent me a text message saying sorry (!!!) which I ignored. He then went passive, ran up and stood in front of me so I flipped the bird, waited until he came off passive then shot the shit out of him, went off radar and drove away which is when I got the bitch message :-) He started it......weirdo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle 3,007 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Do you know you can kick people out of your car from the interaction menu Casey?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted June 19, 2014 Author Share Posted June 19, 2014 Do you know you can kick people out of your car from the interaction menu Casey?? Yeah but I like to wait until they're half way across the map before I do it. This was my plan but he came back, the idiot! lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted June 29, 2014 Author Share Posted June 29, 2014 Just had another classic! To which I replied "dripping" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle 3,007 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 lmao filth! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCore89 7,404 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumdig 957 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 O....wow....all that was just said 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyork-nightmare 698 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) some guys always seem to come up with the right words. Im always tongue tied. Guess thats why your just "casey" now Edited June 29, 2014 by newyork-nightmare 1 Quote "You have enemies? good, that means you stood up for something in your life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wraignbow 719 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 unfortunately I picked the name "wraignbowgirl." Worst mistake ever. Best message so far: "What size shoe do you wear?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudisanga 380 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 after starting to fade away from the game i decided to create a second caracter which is a pixeled girl, and been playing with her only lately, just got to rank 100 i just ignore most of the msg i receive but one day i decided to call in game one of the irritant freak who kept folowing me everywere,when he answer the phone and said he wanted a date??wtf priceless was his reation when the other side came a broken english, african accent male voice withe the words *you are not my type of good moment mate!!* even my wife on my side said i should behave myself.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyork-nightmare 698 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 hahahaha priceless. Quote "You have enemies? good, that means you stood up for something in your life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmurko 7,622 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) i know ur cheating i made no mistakes drove perfect lap and u caught up 2 me from 2miles behind &5sec quiker lap, i watched u on straight, flat out, catching up 2 me with exact same car, lag switch? And this is no level 10 random noob, but someone with 500+ race wins and almost 2000 races done. though somehow I understand him, its how I feel when i drive a "perfect" lap and find out on results screen desuno's lap was 10sec faster Edited July 23, 2014 by zmurko76 3 Quote S U N D A Y R A C I N G L E A G U E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JusTokenII 160 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) I had a tank spawn killing me one time, level 300 or something to that effect. I waited till I finally spawned around the corner from him and threw 5 stickies in the same spot on the corner, then climbed to a rooftop and pulled my RPG out and hid on the roof. He comes around the corner right over the sticky bombs and I detonate them. Then pop out from my hiding spot and rail his tank with RPGs till it blows up. 2 minutes later I get this message on my phone, P U S S Y, then he leaves, lol. Butthurt? He was spawn killing everyone, so I let him think I would be another continuous victim who didnt go passive, then blew his ass up lol. Everyone in the session was thanking me too I thought it was amusing. Edited July 23, 2014 by JusTokenII 4 Quote My Creations!----> http://www.domesticbatterygta.com/topic/4509-justokeniis-created-jobs/#entry61976 Alternate PSN-chiarizzio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 Any new pearls of wisdom been sent your way by prepubescent teenagers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LN-MLB 2,583 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Not really a written message, but I was joining some random TDMs last week, and when I got into one lobby, I was the only one with a significantly high rank. Most were below 100. Anyway, when I joined, the first thing I heard was: "Level 370 (or whatever it was at the time)?! Shit, that guy is haxin'. Ain't no fuckin' way." Yeah, you heard that right--he said "haxin'". I'm actually more surprised to see so many people below 100 now. The game has been out for well over a year, and unless secondary characters are being used or it's just very casual gamers, I wouldn't think that levels of 200+ would be so uncommon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottyB 2,086 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Wow so funny some of these! I haven't had many, although this one was ok.. I killed some guy and he feels the need to text "*******" so I' reply something along the lines of " yeah, so what? If your interested just ask" and it continued for a few more msgs like that which I can't remember now and he eventually left... Stupid kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle 3,007 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I killed a guy with a bounty and gave it to him (I just needed a photo for the crew challenge) and he text me saying "God bless you angel" haha 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapOiteE 465 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) I will never forget this moment. This happend months ago. I was bored, i had nothing to do so i decided to steal a car for Simeon. I changed the color etc etc and when i was getting close to the garage to sell it, i see a guy waiting for me. Probably to kill me and jack my car. So what did i do? I went passive mode and sent him an ingame sms. "please dont kill me, you can have the car and sell it!". Then, i parked the car, turned passive mode off and placed C4 in the car lol. I put it in a way he couldn't see it in case he suspected of an evil plan from me. I ran away and as soon as i saw him gettin close to the car i exploded him and he died ahaha. I laughed so much Edited December 24, 2014 by PapOiteE 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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