Casey 1,680 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Share your thoughts / experiences / tales of the God like legend going by the name of Banketelli. I'll start; I've seen Banketelli walk on water! Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
handcuff_charlie 801 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I forsee a holy war between followers of the DC faith and Banketelli cult I'm not convinced they aren't proxies for the same super-AI entity. 6 Quote "handcuff, should I join XDBX?" Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-44923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmurko 7,622 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 All I know is Banketelli can win a sniper DM with a sawed-off shotgun and a close quarter DM with a sniper rifle with his eyes closed. 4 Quote S U N D A Y R A C I N G L E A G U E Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-44924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted September 14, 2014 Author Share Posted September 14, 2014 Killing Banketelli feels better than sex Almost 6 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-44926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyon14 2,312 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Banketelli used his super human shield to protect me while crossing the freeway in a mission last night... everyone else were hit by cars. I have also seen him absorb my bullets like jell-o (jelly) and spray them back at me also, that wasn't so cool 4 Quote Crew Policies and Vetting Procedure Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-44927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmurko 7,622 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Killing Banketelli feels better than sex Who killed Banketelli??!! 1 Quote S U N D A Y R A C I N G L E A G U E Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-44928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMSTANG 182 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 He could shower more often.. Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-44929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronny 1,061 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 (edited) Everybody is talking about the Big Bang. What they really don't know is that it was created by Banketelli's silent fart. You can just inmagine what's happens if he let's it all out Edited September 14, 2014 by RO9M 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-44930 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banketelli 3,655 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Killing Banketelli feels better than sex I just hope my future wife doesn't feel the same way. Who killed Banketelli??!! Most likely LN. 4 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-44931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maha 302 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Funny this topic comes up. During yesterday's playlist I was trying to explain to my wife who is THE Banketelli while she watched me playing and often getting my arse kicked by him. By the end of the PL, there he was, commemorating. Then she got the idea that maybe he is a Bot... Maybe... After all, I never heard his voice 2 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-44932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronny 1,061 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Chuck Norris made the dinosaurs extinct. Then He tried to kill Banketelli, no one has seen him since 2 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-44933 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,123 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I forsee a holy war between followers of the DC faith and Banketelli cult I'm not convinced they aren't proxies for the same super-AI entity. Who killed Banketelli??!! DavidCore Did!! lol 5 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-44935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wecang 109 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Chuck Norris made the dinosaurs extinct. Then He tried to kill Banketelli, no one has seen him since Banketelli created Chuck Norris from him fart.... 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-44942 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse 867 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I haven't been here that long but I've heard someone say that he's the secret son of Obama and he has the secret service blackmail R* I can't kill him in deathmatch grrr Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-44945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoggy 378 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 After all, I never heard his voice Banketelli remains silent because he knows that he can not speak to us mere mortals. If we were to hear the sheer power of his voice, our heads would immediately explode into thousands of tiny pieces 3 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-44988 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronny 1,061 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 When you shoot at Banketeelli the bullets gets so scared that they orbit around the sun and comes back to hit you in the face . 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-45099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyon14 2,312 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 He has the power to make grown men shoot themselves with their own guns in his presence.... I have witnessed this personally 1 Quote Crew Policies and Vetting Procedure Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-45100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb76 3,952 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Who killed Banketelli??!! I managed it a couple of weeks ago. Been unwell ever since.#truestory #justsayin 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-45103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibsmokin 93 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) We had that pistols deathmatch the other day, I actually managed to out kill Banketelli 6-4 between the two of us. It was a proud moment. I'm sure it was beginners luck as it was the first DM I played with him. Edited September 22, 2014 by ibsmokin27 Quote You Want Peace, Prepare For War Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-46718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share Posted September 22, 2014 Who decided the best answer??? Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-46721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
juve 192 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 when banketelli is not so scary you call the guy with yellow tank top and a green short a DM legend ?? not likely ... he's too cute! 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-46731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronny 1,061 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Who decided the best answer??? I guess its the one that got it Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-46901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazrill 32 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Who decided the best answer??? Banketelli did. But he didn't have to vote on it, the internet just knew 4 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/2753-banketelli/#findComment-46904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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