Your worst IRL injury....

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18 hours ago, Potato said:

Oh yeah I also KO'd myself playing 'it' on the playground before school when I was about 8. It was icy and I slipped. Woke up in the Headmaster's office with one of the sacred and magical blue paper towels on my head. Got sent home. Played Simpsons Hit & Run all day.

LMAO!

I KO'd myself a week after a new duty station aboard a damned old amfib ship. We were out to sea and went dead in the water. General Quarters was called and I was running thru the crew side berthing and hit a stupidly low hanging pipe.  This had been like that for ages since the pipe had some thick padding duct taped to it. Never the less, I clotheslined myself. When I came conscious with people standing over me, I had a knot on my forehead where I hit the pipe, a knot on the back of my head when my head hit the floor, a massive headache and crick in my neck that lasted for months.

I never hit that pipe again! LOL!

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There it is. I finally got a shot of the X Ray when i broke my collarbone a few weeks ago. Fuckin broke my collarbone twice, dislocated shoulder and a broken arm. Hence all the screws. Disclaimer. Not all of those were done at the same time,

Edited September 13, 2017 by shortround

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You should eat something, you're all bones shortround.