You know that you've been playing a Lot of GTA online when...... Yeah, when?

[gladlynte 13]

Fill in your ideas here!

[Casey 1,680]

I try to stand up and muscle atrophy has set in 

[SeymorScagneti 1,274]

I'm doing jazz hands for no reason and my kids are looking at me like I'm crazy.

[gladlynte 13]

...crash that car window just to point fingers at pedestrians

[FRMJ1 130]

...when Mrs. J asks (when I'm climbing into bed at silly o' clock in the morning) if it's actually worth me going to bed because I'm back up in 2-3 hours.

[Jesse 867]

I tried to do a combat roll in Minecraft yesterday..

[Casey 1,680]

Yeah, I gave the cats their morning feed before I went to bed on Sunday at 5 am 

[Squirrel 5,180]

I fall asleep at my desk most days.

Edited January 12, 2015 by Squirrel__Army

[DavidCore89 7,404]

I could list many reasons.

 

I talk about GTA in my sleep almost every day/night, hearing about it is pretty cool too, although most of it makes no sense.

 

I've spent 102 days, 54 minutes and 25 seconds in GTAO ... Do I need to say more?

[Danielle 3,007]

You might enjoy reading this glad, pretty similar http://www.domesticbatterygta.com/topic/1339-real-life-gtav-moment/

[Squirrel 5,180]

Some maths for you.

 

GTA online has been active for 468 days.

So 102/468*100 = 21.7% of the time that GTA online has existed you have been active on there. Not bad going. 

[DavidCore89 7,404]

Some maths for you.

 

GTA online has been active for 468 days.

So 102/468*100 = 21.7% of the time that GTA online has existed you have been active on there. Not bad going. 

Nice!

 

I'm considering upping that total to 25%.

[Squirrel 5,180]

As long as you play for more than 6 hours a day you will slowly work towards it. If you play for 8 hours a day, you'll hit 25% in 38 days.

[DavidCore89 7,404]

As long as you play for more than 6 hours a day you will slowly work towards it. If you play for 8 hours a day, you'll hit 25% in 38 days.

Challenge accepted!

 

Are you the Mastermind quiz master?

 

.

[Beez 5,091]

I tried to do a combat roll in Minecraft yesterday..

This one for sure. I was trying to help BeezWife pass a checkpoint in a Ratchet & Clank game the other day and could not get the controls right. I think I'll need to re-map the buttons in every game to the GTA layout.

[zmurko 7,622]

Phew, I'm not as "bad" as DC.

 

"ONLY" 20.7% of my time since I started has been spent in GTA online.

 

[Squirrel 5,180]

Challenge accepted!

 

Are you the Mastermind quiz master?

 

.

 

I'm just an excel geek. Working out little calculations like this is more fun than 2D CAD. I've actually been designing a track for GTA instead of doing production drawings

[FRMJ1 130]

Yeah, I gave the cats their morning feed before I went to bed on Sunday at 5 am 

 

...and this is even worse in summer when the sun is already coming back up and the birds have started their morning chorus. Thought I'd seen the last of this scenario when the kids started sleeping through.

Edited January 12, 2015 by FRMJ1

[Squirrel 5,180]

Ok this may seem a little crazy but I'm actually meeting a date on GTA online at somepoint. Met her on Tinder (don't laugh) going to meet somewhere in LS and then have a chat and have some fun before meeting up in person.

[Fido_le_muet 5,198]

Ok this may seem a little crazy but I'm actually meeting a date on GTA online at somepoint. Met her on Tinder (don't laugh) going to meet somewhere in LS and then have a chat and have some fun before meeting up in person.

 

I'm sure a few crew members would like to help you with that date

[Squirrel 5,180]

Gonna take her to the movies, maybe some darts. Lots of beer then probably the strip club. Standard date really

[gladlynte 13]

You might enjoy reading this glad, pretty similar http://www.domesticbatterygta.com/topic/1339-real-life-gtav-moment/

Hahaha, people are so creative these days. Great post, Danielle

[Casey 1,680]

Ok this may seem a little crazy but I'm actually meeting a date on GTA online at somepoint. Met her on Tinder (don't laugh) going to meet somewhere in LS and then have a chat and have some fun before meeting up in person.

 

Good luck!  I've read about a few marriages that have led on from on-line gaming.  I just hope she's a she and not a he, you just never know in GTA world    

[Squirrel 5,180]

Would never trust anyones avatar on GTA. Just use mine right now as an example!

[Danielle 3,007]

adorable