Casey 1,680 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Lets list some of the doozys you hear in game from NPCs I'll start with the classic "yes, it's definitely illegal to stuff a dwarf with coke and treat him like a pinata.....oh, you're in international waters, I'll have to check" 6 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge 7,265 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 During the survival up at the sawmill, the rednecks call you "Shit Dick". 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-68213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wraignbow 719 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 something about a "spicy turkey emema" Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-68214 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 During the survival up at the sawmill, the rednecks call you "Shit Dick". I get called this a lot 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-68215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haste 190 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 "You look like a tranny" 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-68216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey 1,680 Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 "your Momma should've swallowed you" 3 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-68217 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pr0fane 495 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 My favourite: female voice - "Hey boo! Remember me, it's momma." Wow, just wow. 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-68218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottyB 2,086 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I have heard some crazy ones! Sadly I can't remember them (only remember being shocked haha) so I'll pay attention to them and come back.. There is so many little things they do that may go unnoticed. Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-68221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottyB 2,086 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 So i dont remember it word for word, But there was an woman walking along on the phone and she was trying to organise a threesome with her friend and a guy from work and something was mentioned about a rubber chook haha 3 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-68879 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrel 5,180 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Bumping up an old thread here but if anyone has any footage of NPC's saying funny things can you post some links please. I'm planning on using the audio from them in my upcoming video. Here's a few that I have so far. Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-87144 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottyB 2,086 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Haha the cops say some funny stuff. "My job is killing people" "Killing people makes my dick hard" 4 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-87155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrel 5,180 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Some of it is hilarious. Want to capture as much as I can on film so can use it in upcoming videos. 2 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-87165 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena 112 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I like walking along the sidewalk or drive slow past pedestrians just to hear some of the crazy comments. I'll get some video. Not sure how to post it. What's your deadline Squirrel? Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-88122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrel 5,180 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 No real deadline just a side project at the moment Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-88174 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAPD-Duke 30 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Ran past guy: "You Asshat!" 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-88645 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottyB 2,086 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 (edited) No real deadline just a side project at the moment http://youtu.be/DT7UZ3a1v2oThis is all I have got so far but if Ill try to keep an eye out for it. Will you be using the video footage or just the audio? Edited May 22, 2015 by ScottyB88 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-89530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrel 5,180 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Just the audio, going to use NPC quotes to mix in with random footage we have. 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-89536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailbox_Bomber 182 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 "Don't you ever wear those shoes again" - Grove Homie, San Andreas 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-90736 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FragTrap666 104 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 You hear all kind of crazy stuff in front of Pitchers. I wonder why ? Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-90831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_95973 4,386 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 I was walking down the street with no stars and bumped into a cop, he turned to me and said "Did you bump into me on purpose motherfucker?" I just kept walking and he let me go. 2 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-91236 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_95973 4,386 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I was in Ammunation recently and while filling up on RPG's the clerk said "If guns were penises this is the schlong section." 2 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-107983 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xChaosxSniperx19 159 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 (edited) Earlier today I parked my car outside Ammunation and someone wrecked into it while saying "Dude, that's a nice car" Edited October 4, 2015 by xChaosxSniperx19 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/4199-and-the-npc-said/#findComment-113618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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