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Name: SkyeDave

Nationality: Scottish (citation needed)

Role: Official Reviewer

Car: Larry the Lada

Employed primarily as a freelance reviewer for businesses on Google, SkyeDave has never given anything less than 5 stars and two thumbs up. Although he's tried his hands at motorsport in the past (his lap times were ok but he usually had too much time to make up because he was never sure whether he should go at the start) SkyeDave was invited to attend Hyperdrive by the organisers, not because of his driving prowess, but because they were safe in the knowledge that no matter how much of a sh*tshow-debacle the inaugural event turned out to be, he would put up a favourable review.  Short on cash (google reviews tend to pay in 'likes' rather than actual money) and unable to gain any sort of sponsorship despite his penchant for racing liveries, SkyeDave borrowed his girlfriends, mums Lada in order to compete in the event. It's had a twin cam engine fitted, sports suspension and stripped out interior during a couple of overnight montage sequences, not to improve performance,  just because SkyeDave couldn't sleep for the sound of it rusting on the driveway outside.

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10 hours ago, Mark Verstappen said:

Name: Michelle Verstappen

Nationality: Dutch/United States

Role: Location Scout (I.E. Tourist) & parts manager at Stardust Auto

Car: Sundance, a Gauntlet Hellfire

 

Born in the Netherlands to a Dutch Father and Finnish Mother, these motorheads knew the Netherlands was not the right place for their enthusiasm of the American Muscle Car and the open road. At age 9 the family moved to the USA to pursue their dream of American Muscle. And oh boy do they have a collection now! Over 800 cars! Wrecked ones that is as their car collection is a Junkyard about an hour North of Bakersfield California.

This Verstappen might nog be related to a certain known F1 driver, but don't let that fool you! Since her parents took over the reigns of Stardust Auto she's been tearing up the grounds ever since with about only one crash a day! Only one crash a day you ask? What did you expect when you try to drive on two wheels or jump the pond most of the time? Beside the dirt escapades, time is used on the yard to learn a lot about the cars there. You need a mechanical fuel pump for a Bravado 438? She'll know exactly where to find it. Now with the power of the internet she's used this experience to piece together a wrecked Gauntlet Hellfire! With so much random car escapades and car knowledge it was inevitable that when this Hyperdrive thing was announced she had to enter.

Meet the yellow Hellfire, Sundance:Sundance_E.jpg

On behalf of the production team we would like to officially accept you as an entrant to GTA HyperDrive.

5 minutes ago, SkyeDave said:

Name: SkyeDave

Nationality: Scottish (citation needed)

Role: Official Reviewer

Car: Larry the Lada

Employed primarily as a freelance reviewer for businesses on Google, SkyeDave has never given anything less than 5 stars and two thumbs up. Although he's tried his hands at motorsport in the past (his lap times were ok but he usually had too much time to make up because he was never sure whether he should go at the start) SkyeDave was invited to attend Hyperdrive by the organisers, not because of his driving prowess, but because they were safe in the knowledge that no matter how much of a sh*tshow-debacle the inaugural event turned out to be, he would put up a favourable review.  Short on cash (google reviews tend to pay in 'likes' rather than actual money) and unable to gain any sort of sponsorship despite his penchant for racing liveries, SkyeDave borrowed his girlfriends, mums Lada in order to compete in the event. It's had a twin cam engine fitted, sports suspension and stripped out interior during a couple of overnight montage sequences, not to improve performance,  just because SkyeDave couldn't sleep for the sound of it rusting on the driveway outside.

Classic! Mulder web of intrigue, Paulie is the smoking man 😂

Dave has never given anything less than 5 star or two thumbs up 😂

I don't know what to say, everyone’s sign up has been epic!

Only two spots left now for HyperDrive the King of Los Santos!

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I really though Stappi would go for the Gauntlet Classic 😅 but a muscle car was something to expect! 👍

 

Only two spots left, I think we really could use a old grumpy retired rally driver in our midst for this great event 😅 to show us amateurs which lines to take and to have so 'positive' feedback on the challenges 😅 @doubleg213 we need you and your Statler or Waldorf alter ego 😄💪

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19 minutes ago, JuniorChubb said:

The production team may have gone over budget for this event, let’s hope we recoup any losses when we sell the stream to Netflix...

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Why don't you just your phone........ Oh wait

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6 minutes ago, CatManDoza said:

Why don't you just your phone........ Oh wait

Even if I had a phone I still would have got this, it’s so much more authentic.

If money wasn’t an issue I would have gone for this...

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23 minutes ago, doubleg213 said:

Is this next Wednesday?

If so I may be able to drag myself out for it.

The Wednesday after that, plenty of time to prepare you car, your character and change out of that tartan mini skirt.

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Name: Hurst

Nationality: Saaaf England

Role: The resident g*t

Car: Casco

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Backstory: Born into the world and wrapped in waxed cotton and force fed Nutella like a goose.

Now just swans about Kent and London pretending to be some hot shot flogging ties to rich wankers bankers.

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3 hours ago, Hurst said:

Name: Hurst

Nationality: Saaaf England

Role: The resident g*t

Car: Casco

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Backstory: Born into the world and wrapped in waxed cotton and force fed Nutella like a goose.

Now just swans about Kent and London pretending to be some hot shot flogging ties to rich wankers bankers.

On behalf of the production team we would like to officially accept you as an entrant to GTA HyperDrive.

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@Trashbags awesome picture 👍

@Paulie so the urban myth was true!

@Hurst Epic, great pic too.

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