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Very simple, make a joke or a pun or anything you find funny.

Let's start:

-2 guys are fighting sea, not far from land. They fight about 10ft deep near the SEAFLOOR and during the fight guy #1 pulls out a "sticky bomb" and kills guy #2 with it. As you can SEE FOR this situation, guy #1 killed guy #2 with C4.

-Imagine a person name Zest (c-est), now imagine you telling him to play a particular game. "Zest, GO play CS: GO please for me please."

-"Ay! Kay, 47 is my favourite number. You want to know why? Because it's in the name of the AK 47.

Edited by Prodigy_Rocks_

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Today at work i was doing some paper work and at my feet under the counter is a pricing gun.  A guy from another department comes in and stands beside me before asking "Hey, can i pinch the gun?"  I look at him before putting up my arm and flexing a bicep and saying "Sure, but not to hard"  

 

haha, we found it funny anyways.

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