CatManDoza 3,474 Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Was gonna say paulie, surely you're a two wheeler being a dutchie 2 Quote 50% Cat 50% Man 110% Bellend Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1192 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie 1,006 Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Lols indeed a non motorised bike, or 'fiets' in dutch is mandatory in dutchie land. But I try to use it as less as possible, I prefer my scoobie 🛵😅 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurst 484 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 I'd love to own one of those 90s gangsta Benzys. Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatManDoza 3,474 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 recently drove one of these, not mine and only drove it for 5 mins, but bloody hell it was nice. Will defo be borrowing it next time my sister goes on holiday. 1 Quote 50% Cat 50% Man 110% Bellend Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aslad 376 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 @Hurstyou think Alfas are immune from the BTEC Corsa treatment? Think again cause I've just seen this thing on Facebook lol 1 Quote No, I didn't misspell Salad Vauxhall Corsa D (dead) Hyundai Coupe TSIII Fanclub Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurst 484 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 15 minutes ago, Aslad said: @Hurstyou think Alfas are immune from the BTEC Corsa treatment? Think again cause I've just seen this thing on Facebook lol Well, the only good thing about this is the "spoiler" I think all mitos should have that lip. But what the hell have they done? b*stard! 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurst 484 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 This is on eBay 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1509 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatManDoza 3,474 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 No hurst, just no. This is the version I wish they'd made of my car: 1 Quote 50% Cat 50% Man 110% Bellend Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1511 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurst 484 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, CatManDoza said: No hurst, just no. This is the version I wish they'd made of my car: I know, Catman I know. It's ok, my car will never get that ugly. I'm actually looking at parts online now. It needs some bits to make it pretty again! I've neglected the poor thing this winter! Is that the Nismo? My neighbour has the Juke Nismo RS, its pretty quick but FUGLY. Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1513 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatManDoza 3,474 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 They never did a qashqai nismo, it was a one off model. It hit 200mph apparently. I need to sort mine out, big Nigel has also been neglected. Still looking for a drivers door some wankstain in a fiat 500 hit and drove off. Then it will look pretty again Quote 50% Cat 50% Man 110% Bellend Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1514 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurst 484 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 17 minutes ago, CatManDoza said: They never did a qashqai nismo, it was a one off model. It hit 200mph apparently. I need to sort mine out, big Nigel has also been neglected. Still looking for a drivers door some wankstain in a fiat 500 hit and drove off. Then it will look pretty again Corrr a 200mph Qashqai that's mental. The only Nissan I'll get and my girlfriend REAAAALLY wants me to get is a GTR. It's the only "supercar" she'll allow me to get. Heck, I'll drive one. Have you noticed that all 500 drivers are bad? Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatManDoza 3,474 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Anyone that drives one I now instantly hate. If you can cause 1500 quid worth of damage and just drive off, you're a hateful hateful person and should be fed to the honey badgers Quote 50% Cat 50% Man 110% Bellend Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1519 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurst 484 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 25 minutes ago, CatManDoza said: Anyone that drives one I now instantly hate. If you can cause 1500 quid worth of damage and just drive off, you're a hateful hateful person and should be fed to the honey badgers They’re wankers, mate. But they’re mostly driven by crumpet so I can’t complain. Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aslad 376 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 2 hours ago, CatManDoza said: Anyone that drives one I now instantly hate. If you can cause 1500 quid worth of damage and just drive off, you're a hateful hateful person and should be fed to the honey badgers Probably a 17 year old girl on her phone who didnt even notice Quote No, I didn't misspell Salad Vauxhall Corsa D (dead) Hyundai Coupe TSIII Fanclub Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1541 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatManDoza 3,474 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Aslad said: Probably a 17 year old girl on her phone who didnt even notice It was on the pub car park, so alcohol was probably involved 1 Quote 50% Cat 50% Man 110% Bellend Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHatched 12,123 Posted March 8, 2019 Author Share Posted March 8, 2019 We've added a Ford F150 to our stable. Well, it's the 14 year old kids truck, he got a deal on it. I hate Fords, I don't wanna work on a Ford and I don't wanna help him work on a Ford. But since I am Dad what choice do I have..... 2 Quote The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it. Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1570 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuniorChubb 3,360 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 7 hours ago, Hatch said: We've added a Ford F150 to our stable. Well, it's the 14 year old kids truck, he got a deal on it. I hate Fords, I don't wanna work on a Ford and I don't wanna help him work on a Ford. But since I am Dad what choice do I have..... My son is 14, I can’t imagine him working on a truck... he has only just mastered making a sandwich. 1 Quote Can you smell what the Stone is cooking? Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1573 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurst 484 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, JuniorChubb said: My son is 14, I can’t imagine him working on a truck... he has only just mastered making a sandwich. He's 14? Wow you must be older than I thought, Chubb! 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1574 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuniorChubb 3,360 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Hurst said: He's 14? Wow you must be older than I thought, Chubb! I am a lot older than any of you could even fathom! Quote Can you smell what the Stone is cooking? Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurst 484 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, JuniorChubb said: I am a lot older than any of you could even fathom! I honestly thought you were early 30s and Bing was about 8... 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuniorChubb 3,360 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Hurst said: I honestly thought you were early 30s and Bing was about 8... I could be in my thirties and Bing could still be 14... remember in Essex there are many many teenage parents, even if I was mid twenties. But I’m not in Essex and I am 43. Edited March 8, 2019 by JuniorChubb 1 Quote Can you smell what the Stone is cooking? Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1580 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatManDoza 3,474 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Hurst said: I honestly thought you were early 30s and Bing was about 8... No, thats me. Except not bing.....obviously yes you are @JuniorChubb Greater London does not exclude you from essex!!! Edited March 8, 2019 by CatManDoza Quote 50% Cat 50% Man 110% Bellend Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1581 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurst 484 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, CatManDoza said: No, thats me. Except not bing.....obviously yes you are @JuniorChubb Greater London does not exclude you from essex!!! Once an Essex boi, always an Essex boi. 5 minutes ago, JuniorChubb said: I could be in my thirties and Bing could still be 14... remember in Essex there are many many teenage parents, even if I was mid twenties. But I’m not in Essex and I am 43. Hahaha!! 43? Wow you sound younger. Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatManDoza 3,474 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Mid twenties Chubb? positivley a grandad. 21 and BOOM! I'll still be young enough to go legally drinking with Jack Quote 50% Cat 50% Man 110% Bellend Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1584 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrel 5,180 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 @JuniorChubb we need to sort these damn millennials out. They think they own the place. 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.rockstarsocialclub.net/forums/topic/915-your-garage-irl/page/7/#findComment-1585 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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